About Me

Once I was a self-styled poet. The world had styled me as a sewage suck-truck driver. A few years ago I succeeded in backing out of pseuds corner and presenting myself truthfully before the court of objective judgement. I am a sewage professional and proud. I am the one who sucks. I have my own hair, teeth and drain rods. No job too big or small. I satisfy my pretentious intellectual ambitions by reading incomprehensible books. My current diet is Darwin’s Origin of the Faeces and Das Krapital by Karl Skidmarx. I am a profoundly serious person.